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Get yer new name here

Here is your laughter dose for the day...Follow the instructions to find your new name.


The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:


>a = Boobie

>b = hunky

>c = Doodie

>d = Sexy

>e = creepy

>f = oily

>g = Izzy

>h = Hairball

>i = grungy

>j = stinky

>k = flunky

>l = skanky

>m = boo boo

>n = Guano

>o = dweeby

>p = doofus

>q = slimy

>r = dopey

>s = cheesy

>t = smelly

>u = dorkey

>v = squashed-up

>w = oprah

>x = skipper

>y = dreamy

>z = zsa-zsa


>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


>a = potty

>b = toilet

>c = spaghetti

>d = crabby

>e = donkey

>f = rooster

>g = monkey

>h = walrus

>i = tugboat

>j = lobster

>k = potty

>l = liver

>m = pickle

>n = rhino

>o = gizzard

>p = bedpan

>q = toad

>r = bubble

>s = armpit

>t = noodle

>u = birdie

>v = gerbil

>w = chuckle

>x = tofu

>y = stinker

>z = gorilla


>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:


>a = schnoodle

>b = bread

>c = mouth

>d = nose

>e = tush

>f = poker

>g = breath

>h = slimer

>i = god

>j = honker-doo

>k = licker

>l = biter

>m = tushie

>n = butt

>o = hiney-ho

>p = dancer

>q = toes

>r = bubbles

>s = snarkerfoo

>t = taster

>u = sprinkles

>v = kisser

>w = brains

>x = squirt

>y = humperkinck

>z = juice


I am Doodie Birdie Bubbles. *giggling*



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Pleased to meet you all - Boobie Birdie-Biter at your service *deep bow*


(Lock up your budgies!)



*laughing helplessly*

thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read this!



I'm giggling over Ed's comment about stopping the gizzard names---hehehe


were you eating your soup at the pc, then?

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