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"There he was, his dead body laying in the grass. Steve Catcher in an open stretch of land. Steve Catcher in a swaying field. Steve Catcher in the rye."

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"Who's your favourite techno artist from the nineties? asked Richard. I thought about it and replied. "Probably Moby, Dick."

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Oliver needed to think of a dance to impress the judges but nothing can to mind. He looked at the crowd and saw his sister, Agatha, mouthing the words 'Oliver, Twist.'

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"What's that smell?" Asked Gary.

"Oh sorry, that was me," said Brian.

"Brian Willows, you really are disgusting."

"Better out than in. You can't stop the wind in the Willows."

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There are many types of people.

Silly people. evil people, stupid people..

Hope some of us are still "normal people"

(Just for you Hux :P)

 

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Jim Wrath and Steve Fletcher argued into the night about who made the best wine.

"Let me settle this," said Jessica. She took a sip from both glasses and looked at the two men. "For me, it had to be the grapes of Wrath."

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Simon - "What are you going to do? They are dug in and well provisioned."

General Cassandra "God spoke to me and I need you all to have faith. It has been foretold I capture the castle"

 

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Her Ladyship: How are we going to keep the marauders at bay? Our provisions will not see us through the winter!

 

His Lordship: Do not worry your pretty little head, this is our ancestral home, and I will defend it for the future of the family name. We will be here for generations to come. As it has been, so it will be - we have always lived in the castle.

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General: Sir, our scouts have searched across the land and cannot find this castle. Do you want them to continue or move elsewhere?

 

Lord Mailer: *** Expletives *** Do I need to draw you a map?  The castle in the forest.

 

(we're on a castle roll :))

 

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Brian fixed the zipper on Jim's trousers, then Steve's, then Gary's.

"How do you do that?" asked Jim.

Brian smiled and said: "I'm the Lord of the flies."

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Northerners have great respect, Irish,Welsh and Scottish I love, southerners meh but my heart lies with middle england. 

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I went to the bar and ordered the drinks. 

"Let me guess," I said. "Brian, lager top, Steve, white wine, Kevin, Guinness. And of course, Tristram, Shandy."

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