Manifesto of a 'chav' Prime Minister

[excalibur]

What does everyone else think a potential ‘chav’ Prime Minister would introduce into his/her election manifesto once elected into office? :confused: If I were to make a hypothetical prediction, it would be the immediate abolition of juvenile detention centres to be replaced with a framework of diplomas over a provisional 10-year-period (leading inexorably to a graduation ceremony and certificate), placed alongside increased public sector funding into baggy trousers and FC UK emblazoned clotheswear.

[lucyb]

Free car tax discs for customised Fiestas with those little neon lights underneath!

[Harriet]

Abolish age restrictions on everything, especially cigarettes, make every house a council estate etc etc stuff like that.

[lucyb]

Extra wide socks so you can tuck your tracksuit in easily.
All fake tans to be day-glo orange.
Every second male child born to be called Wayne

[Harriet]

Every second male child born to be called Wayne

Haha yeah.

Wayne Rooney :P

Chav of the century.

[Cathy]

Only under 17s can drive.
Cider receptions at Downing Street instead of Champagne receptions.
School uniform replaced with Britney uniform.
Police officially renames 'po-liss'
GCSEs scrapped because 'we can't be arsed'.

[lucyb]

Burberry caps obligatory on any passport photo ( Passports only to be valid between UK and from Ibiza...)

[Harriet]

And certain areas of Spain.

[lucyb]

hee hee

[Harriet]

Every daughter born to an under 18 to be called Chelsea

[Dr. Strangelove]

Cheap cider given to young kids at school before nap time