Bill
13th January 2005, 05:21 PM
At last, the handbook all you cool cats have been waiting for! One hundred easy ways to discover the joys of a purrfectly obedient human. 'Though humans cannot speak cat, they vocalise repeatedly. Most of their vocalisations are meaningless and can be completely ignored.' - 'In urban areas, fun can be got from hunting human objects such as mink stoles or old underpants. For some reason this kind of prey is usually greeted with human laughter.' - 'To get a male human off an armchair, jump on the back of it, hold down his head with a firm paw and lick his bald patch.'
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