Get yer new name here!

[Abbynormal92243]

Get yer new name here
Here is your laughter dose for the day...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
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The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
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>a = Boobie
>b = hunky
>c = Doodie
>d = Sexy
>e = creepy
>f = oily
>g = Izzy
>h = Hairball
>i = grungy
>j = stinky
>k = flunky
>l = skanky
>m = boo boo
>n = Guano
>o = dweeby
>p = doofus
>q = slimy
>r = dopey
>s = cheesy
>t = smelly
>u = dorkey
>v = squashed-up
>w = oprah
>x = skipper
>y = dreamy
>z = zsa-zsa
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>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
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>a = potty
>b = toilet
>c = spaghetti
>d = crabby
>e = donkey
>f = rooster
>g = monkey
>h = walrus
>i = tugboat
>j = lobster
>k = potty
>l = liver
>m = pickle
>n = rhino
>o = gizzard
>p = bedpan
>q = toad
>r = bubble
>s = armpit
>t = noodle
>u = birdie
>v = gerbil
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = stinker
>z = gorilla
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>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
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>a = schnoodle
>b = bread
>c = mouth
>d = nose
>e = tush
>f = poker
>g = breath
>h = slimer
>i = god
>j = honker-doo
>k = licker
>l = biter
>m = tushie
>n = butt
>o = hiney-ho
>p = dancer
>q = toes
>r = bubbles
>s = snarkerfoo
>t = taster
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = brains
>x = squirt
>y = humperkinck
>z = juice

I am Doodie Birdie Bubbles. *giggling*

[Dr. Strangelove]

My name is Cheesy GizzardEater.

[Blodwyn Pigs Might Fly]

That's as maybe, but what is your name when you play Abbynormal's Name Game?

[Lady Lazarus]

Mine is Doodie DonkeySnarkerfoo :p

[Opal]

Mine is Dweeby Tugboat-Slimer.
I don't think I like that too much.... I mean Dweeby?!?!
Ah well, I blame my parents - its not as though I got a choice! :p

[Nats]

Smelly Bubble-Nose yay! Lol, this is just odd ;)

[Deinonychus]

'Dopey Tugboat-Tushie'.

Right.

[Lei-Lei Jayenne]

Grungy Donkey Bubbles. :(

[Sideshow Meg]

izzy Gerbil butt...Nah, i'm not that keen

[Pirate Kate]

ummm, i'm 'Smelly Rhinobiter'. Now that's perverted! This is in a children's book?????? I worry for small children!

[Harriet]

Dopey Potty-Butt....now that can't be right.......

[Abbynormal92243]

actually
I modified the choices.

so it's MY warped humor you're accessing, not Dave Pilkey's.

[My Friend Jack]

Hairball Tugboat-Slimer. Oddly enough, I'm not the first of the Tugboat-Slimers on BGO - I wonder if we are related?

[lizzie_odd]

Grungy Liver-Tush. Veeeeeery odd. Not sure if that will replace my current online alias, but provides a source of amusement!

[Lulu]

Grungy-Tugboat Schnoodle.

7th cousin twice removed to the other tugboats on this board.

[Tess]

Dorky Gizzard-Taster!

[Jassie]

Creepy Potty-Tush :o

[Rootytootytoo]

How do?

Cheesy Gizzard-Bubbles of the Hamshire Gizzard-Bubbles here. What ho!

[Claire]

Pleased to meet you all - Boobie Birdie-Biter at your service *deep bow*

(Lock up your budgies!)

[caldron]

Lords & Ladies, may I introduce . . .

BooBoo Gizzard-Biter

:eek:

[Deinonychus]

(That's enough 'Gizzards' - Ed. Fair putting me off my leek and potato soup here...)

[Abbynormal92243]

Pleased to meet you all - Boobie Birdie-Biter at your service *deep bow*

(Lock up your budgies!)


*laughing helplessly*
thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read this!


I'm giggling over Ed's comment about stopping the gizzard names---hehehe

were you eating your soup at the pc, then?

[morning]

Mine is : Dopey Spaghetti-Schnoodle :cool: :D

[megustaleer]

I like aliteration, so am happy to sign in as Boobie Bubblebreath

[Grammath]

Boobie Potty-Slimer here, son of Doodie and Dorkie

[Abbynormal92243]

it's just not that delicate or genteel a sounding name generator, is it?

[Pandora]

I agree,
Yours sincerly,
Creepy Donkey Bubble
(of the North African branch)

[sam wood]

Boo Boo Gizzard-Nose at your service

[ckqd]

Hunky-Walrus God! Whoo hoo! *cracks up laughing* :p

[nospacesallowed]

Very Very good
my name is
Skanky Potty-Butt

[Elfstar]

Dopey Slimer-Tugboat

BUT did this recently as it was sent to me by a friend and there I am Dorfus Farkleface.

Abbynormal you have made some very interesting adjustments.

[lucyb]

Guano Birdie-Taster

[Seraphina]

:(

I can't do it as my last name only has 3 letters!

Make a new one. :mad:

[Annabellalot]

Guano Bubble-Schnoodle :)

[happyfriday]

Dopey Birdie-Licker :D

[Ian]

Guano Tugboatbiter

[nospacesallowed]

Skanky Potty Butt, hmm. Don't I just sound so irresistably attractive. :)

[Radders]

I'm Doodie Potty Poker :yikes:

[chuntzy]

ZzaZza Tugboat-Breath (well, I start off glamorous...)

[jfp]

Hairball Gizzard-Snarkerfoo :cool:

[blithe_spirit]

Cheesy Tugboat-Mouth :cool:

[Hazel]

Zsa-Zsa Potty Humperkinck - I like it!

[Flingo]

Guano Liver-Tushie

Must have missed this the first time around - or maybe I didn't want to see! :D

[Barblue]

Dopey Potty-Dancer

Not sure I like this at all. Then again if you could see me Salsa you might just agree! :D

[Calliope]

Boo-boo Noodle-Bubbles.

(actually my toddler sometimes goes by the name of Boo :) )

[jfp]

Hope the Conservative party don't latch onto this...
Just worked out that Gordon Brown is:

Dopey Bubble-Brains

[kelby_lake]

skanky donkey-humperknick

great(!)

[kelby_lake]

david cameron is:
squashed-up potty-nose

might be on to something there...